Saturday, March 8, 2014
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Friday, February 21, 2014
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
thank god for this gif. i took note. now i can do everything presented in this gif
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]
Sunday, February 16, 2014
arctic monkeys why’d you only call me when you’re high (acoustic)
"You should stay right here. We should lay right here.’Cause everything is okay right here."
Saturday, February 15, 2014
wow, look at this cool pendant my Grandma found on the street a few years ago-
i need this